Sulphur | Kawah-Ijen Volcano, Java, Indonesia

A few days ago I discovered this poor little guy laying on the train tracks at my local station, I took it upon myself to rescue him, clean him, and reunite him with his owner.

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maybe everything doesn’t totally suck

Dark Urge and lord Enver Gortash for @commander-krios! Had tons of fun working on this one.

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So! YEARS ago my friends and I decided we wanted to play the Dragon Age TTRPG, which uses the AGE system, a 3d6 base system instead of based around a d20. Its cool, but has, some faults. In the end we wanted to play in 5e, and some things don’t translate super obviously. So I decided to take some time and build a guide for my players on how we were gonna do this thing. We did it and it has worked pretty well so far so here it is: 

https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/ByGmBB7pl

Some notes on my conversion: I made Abominations, Blood Magic, Templars, and Grey Wardens into feats rather than subclasses or backgrounds or what have you. The reason is that I wanted character, at any point, to be able to become things like, an abomination, a warden, a templar, etc. I wanted it to be possible to have rogue templars, monk wardens, literally just whatever you want. 

I also cut out some spells from my game. Obviously if you want to use this build  that’s up to you but some teleportation and conjuration spells and WISH and the like are kinda lore breaking IMO so in my game they’re out mostly (mostly). 

This PDF also includes my Homebrew for the Reaver subclass of barbarians. It’s based heavily on how the Reavers function in DAI and is very fun to play! I hope at least one of you out there builds a reaver because goddamn they’re great. 

Finally, if any of you try this out and like it, or find problems with it, please let me know! I’m just messing around here and I’ve made plenty of changes over the years. 

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier.

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

When you roll a nat 1

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#ok i voted other bc my first Main childhood toy was a little rabbit from ikea which was called the Snüür or smth and so it was just called#The Snuur#also had a little pink doll thing called Dolly lol#Dolly and The Snuur (via @thaliatimsh)

New band name!

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

Eh. Is alive enough.

#the Eastern European branch of the Giovanni (tag by nevertrustanoracle)

Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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